 Stop at Mel's Country Cafe in Tomball, TX |
 Alex says, "Get the Mega Mel, Daddy!" |
 Daddy wants to make little girl happy! |
 1.5 lbs ground beef, 1 lbs bacon, 1/4 lbs cheese & a pile of lettuce, pickles, tomatoes & onions for the low, low price of $19.99! |
 Holy Cow! That is one big burger, Poppa! It is almost as big as me! | |
 Gently lower the stack & begin disassembly |
 Start the two hour clock, it is time to begin |
 The first taste is a tomato slice |
 David starts the stuffing (2¢) |
 Mix in some salad with every bite of meat |
 David is still going strong with 2/3rds to go |
 Halfway done in only 30 minutes |
 David hits the wall with one patty left |
 Somehow, choke down all the meat . . . |
 Until there is only one large bite left |
 Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 On 2nd thought, I think I'll just finish the meat & pass on the onion/lettuce pile at the 45 minute mark (2¢) |
 With 75 minutes remaining, I might be able to down a whole onion & head of soppy lettuce |
 Maybe some ranch dressing or adorable baby kisses would help subdue the nausea |
 But I won't make Alex & Nena sit through that, and they are mighty happy about it! |
 I'll try the extra patty & less veggies option next time and then sign the Mel's Wall of Honor! (2¢) |
 Yo, buddy! Whatsamadda with you? Eat more chicken! | |